Red Rover, Red Rover send that fat guy right over!

I get the feeling from others that being an adult is stupid. Lot's of complaining about stupid things like "rent" and "heat bills". I find myself complaining too. It's nothing like we heard it was going to be. I had no idea how lame adulthood would be. Wait, you mean to tell me that I have to work 8 hours IN A ROW, five days a week? What!!?? I have to use my own money to buy food? Oh hell no. Nobody explained this stuff to me. I didn't realize that when my parents and  grandparents told me "enjoy being a kid Ricky" what they really meant was "life sucks after 18 Ricky". When I was a kid I couldn't wait to be all grown up so that I could eat cereal at any time during the day, or not have to take naps (which is funny because now I freakin' looooove naps), or have money all the time. Yeah, right hahahaha. What a joke.

Well after thinking about it and discussing it with my wife, I have decided to throw a "Immature Party" at the end of September for any and all of my friends who just want to be a kid for the day. We have reserved a portion of a popular park centralized in town and have some classic games lined up to play like Hide and Seek, Kickball, Red Rover Red Rover, Duck Duck Goose and many more. How fun would that be? Adults only, no kids. We are planning a pot luck type of lunch and there will be plenty of laughs to go around. Can you imagine 200+ lb. people running full boar at a line of adults holding hands? God, I hope nobody gets hurt. I'm pretty sure that I will kick some serious ass at Hide and Seek, I'm very creative. I want to see someone kick with all of their might during kickball, just to miss the ball and watch their shoe go flying into center field. I hope the ice cream truck drives by as we are in the middle of Duck Duck Goose. Oh I can't stop laughing about this....

I will be sure to post pictures on my blog after the party. If you have any ideas please leave them in the comment section below. I want to make this a day to remember. This is either going to turn out epic or horrible. No in between.