Hi there. How did you find this blog? It's my first one and I don't even know how I got here. People tell me that blogging is easy, its like learning how to ride a bike. Ummm that sh*t wasn't easy.....I had training wheels until I was thirteen. I'm sure it will get easier with each blog that I blog. But for now, let's just get through this without any trouble. I have realized that facebook, although amazing, is not the best forum for writing the things that are in my head. People don't really want to scroll through 27 status posts from one guy, each hour.
So I have decided to start my own blog in hopes that others might see the world as I do, and enjoy my perspectives. There will be no rhyme or reason to my blogs, subjects will vary. That's just the way my brain works. I am a bit sarcastic so please keep that in mind. I have had people message me and say "were you being sarcastic?" Another thing, don't take what I say, literally. I love it when people ask me things like "did you seriously eat 12 burritos?"
I was voted "The Funniest Kid in School" back in 1981 at McDonald Elementary (no relation to the fast food giant). Besides selling an apple shaped like a butt on eBay for $400, that was my brightest moment. Yes, I sold an apple for $400 and KXLY came to my house and did a "story" on my auction. They were having a slow news day that day (that's actually what the reporter told me).
This is the apple that made me famous for a day
If you are reading this and you used to work with me, you know that I liked making people laugh more than I liked being productive. If you and I went to school together, you know that I liked making people laugh more than I liked preparing for my future. So now I am 43 years old, and I am non-productive and unprepared for life.
Thank you for making it all the way to the end of my first blog. I appreciate you letting me get this thing started and I hope you come back and read more of my stuff.
If laughter is the best medicine, then I hope my blogs keep you extremely medicated.
Rick, I see your blog easily becoming the best part of my routine. I only ask, that you always remember Baby Eagle, if or when you strike it rich from this blog. :)
ReplyDeleteJosie I will most likely reference baby eagle in my blogs LOL. It is a part of me.
DeleteYou kill me Rick. Lmfao
ReplyDeleteThank you Josh :-)
DeleteKeep us medicated, Rick. You are one of the most wonderfully warped people I know. It's always fun to listen to the antics and the "slightly" exaggerated stories. You're a great guy, and I'm proud to be your friend!
ReplyDeleteThanks Tim. Reading your blogs got my wheels turning. I enjoy yours as well.
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